Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun
Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun, shortened to The Astrotorium, is a space carnival that travels a galaxy in the Un-iverse. It was the setting of the Unfinity expansion.
Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun, shortened to The Astrotorium, is a space carnival that travels a galaxy in the Un-iverse. It was the setting of the Unfinity expansion.
Description
The Astrotorium was founded "a tactically unspecified number of years ago" when Myra launched a roller coaster into space. It is a series of interconnected flying spaceships that can move from planet to planet. It is orbited by a "trash belt." The park is themed after Magic: The Gathering IP, although Myra doesn't pay to license it.
Locations
The Astrotorium travels through space, visiting different planets throughout multiple star systems and galaxies.
Nearby Planets
- Blorb-12, the beautiful home planet of the Blorbians, including Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop, their de facto leader. Blorbian children are called grublings. They do not use human genders. The planet was obliterated by Captain Rex Nebula in a parking accident when he backed the amusement park over it. As part of the resolution of 382 BG.2d 83 (Blorpityblorpboop et al. v. Nebula), the survivors received lifetime passes as compensation, and now live for free in park hotels, receiving three meal tickets a day. Because of their life in the park, they have become unbeatable at all of its arcade games.
- Glurg. An ocean planet. Home of galactopods, sharks, and Stephan.
- Quafloovia. Home to meganibblers.
Attractions
The Astrotorium's midway features numerous attractions, including amusement park rides and carnival games. Its staff is composed almost entirely of Vampires.
Amenities
Languages
- Glurganese
- The name Stephan is approximately 3000 characters long.
- Goblin
- The word for "vacation" roughly translates to "a battered landscape of noise and violence."
- Elven tap
- It is the official language of three "very obnoxious" planets.
Inhabitants
The astropark hosts numerous races as Employees, Guests, and Performers as it travels between planets. Employee teams include Ride Operations, Visitor Services, Vomit Removal, and the Gift Shop. The park's performers are in a union with mandated breaks and snacks. Papparazzi often visit the park to view the influencers and interstellar television stars that visit, including Solaflora, Harvey Galaxy, and Interstellar Greg. Park guests are rarely accidentally beheaded.
All of the park's animals have complete agency. The park is contending with four concurrent infestations that each predate on each other: Beebles, Gremlins, Rats, and Squirrels, though Myra considers The Most Dangerous Gamer to be a fifth.
Sentient races
Other
The Waiver
The Astrotorium's extensive waiver outlines the incidents and hazards that guests must agree are not the responsibility of the Astrotorium.
Gallery
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Plushies sold at the Astrotorium.
