The Combatant's Guide to Slaughtering Foes

From the back of the book:

Whether you profess to be the greatest warlord in the Wurld, or need to gird yourself for battle with one of these incredible fighters, this book is for you! What you hold in your hands is a codex that will guide your quest for glory like a brilliant beacon amid a coastal storm. This tome will assist your rise above the petty rabble of thieves, quacks, and bookworms otherwise known as everyone you've ever met. This thoroughly researched and finely detailed reference work includes everything you ever wanted to know about the masters of the art of hack.