Eldritch Cock

Do other Magic-Users snigger at your flaccid spellbook?

Do you suffer performance anxiety as a Referee?

Do your players complain about the abbreviated delivery of your cantrips?

Well fret no more, for you hold in your hands the big one, the A5 blue pill designed to help you get over the hump of thaumaturgidic dysfunction. This manual of tumescent magic is designed to satiate the cosmic desires of those with even the most discriminatory tastes. Avoid getting into the pickle of slipping boring sorcery into your game, avoid the commonplace boner of not having an unusual new spell in hand during a sticky situation, and avoid premature conjurations, all with the help of this one weird tome!

Sourcebook for Free RPG Day 2018.